So here are two jumpsuit crochet patterns which I inherited from my Grandma.
The caption for this first one is: "So you're a girl and you don't mind who knows it. You wear these "V" neck culottes with their front zipper opening. All over shell stitch with d.c. edging"
I'm not sure which is more disturbing - the pattern, the caption or the blatant refusal to mention the word "jumpsuit"! "Culottes"? Hmm. Denial! Not just a river in Egypt you know!
But it get's worse. The caption here reads: "No man minds a woman wearing the pants when they're like this! Clingy pants suit with alternating bands of delicate pattern. High-neck, no sleeves." And no gap between the top and the bottom which means it's a jumpsuit guys!!! I'm actually warming to this pattern...no really...I kind of like them/it whatever you would call it!
And for the knitters: Ledenhosen!
And for sentimental (and comic) reasons - my twins in the matching crochet overalls Aunty Margaret made for them. We used to call them their wrestling outfits!
Pepper can't even bear to look!
Is it a crochet throw on the couch? No! It's twins in matching crochet overalls of course!
Pepper still can't believe she is wearing them...
Okay. So let's not ever mention crochet onesies ever again!